I’m not really a winter person!

Given that I’m English, it seems appropriate that I comment on the weather… Winter has hit Melbourne, although thankfully the temperatures have been pretty mild. Despite that, I’m profusely thanking past me for deciding to head north in a couple of weeks, to perform at the North Australian Festival of Arts – NAFA. Brought to the good people of north Queensland by Townsville City Council, the North Australian Festival of Arts is 17 days of comedy, dance, theatre, circus, music, visual arts, cabaret, workshops and so much more. I can’t wait for Disgraceful to be part of NAFA, and to visit Townsville for the first time. If (you or) anyone you know is near Townsville, please let them know about my show. Hopefully they already know about NAFA but if not then you could be their new number one best friend, for alerting them to this wonderful festival! BOOK TICKETS HERE And if anyone has top tips of the best sites to see in or near Townsville let me know. I’ll hopefully have a bit of down time to explore.

Before I head off I’m squeezing in a few gigs
– Thurs 15th June Foots-Loose Comedy
This is a free comedy night in the amazing pub – The Footscray Hotel
Walking into that pub is like stepping back in time… to a time when you went to your friend’s grandparents/parents’ house to party. You hung out in a garage or shed, on their retro furniture that they didn’t throw out, drinking and smoking, whilst gazing up at posters of 1950s movie stars. I mean, that might not be the exact vibe you went for, but I promise you the Footscray Hotel is worth a visit. It’s like being somewhere other than Melbourne, but without the travel time. There is one type of beer for sale and this is the bottle shop that you walk past as you enter!

– 23rd June Queer Cabaret at The Motley Bauhaus
You know the drill – I have curated a fantastic line up of incredible acts from LGBTIQA+ communities. We have music, burlesque, comedy, and drag.
I was going to be performing out of town at a Pride month gig and lined up Adore Handel as guest host. My gig got cancelled, which means I will get to enjoy Adore’s hosting along with you. It’s going to be glorious! I just know it. The special guest is my youngest offspring – Lamb.
Lamb has dipped their toe into performing comedy and is a regular attendee of the nights. This month they’re going to take to the stage at The Motley Bauhaus.

– 24th June Corner Shop Comedy at The Motley Bauhaus
I’ll be back at The Motley Bauhaus the following day for Cornershop Comedy. I’ve been trying to line up my availability to perform at this night since it started and finally it’s happening! I’ve heard great things. Hope to see you there.

Then I’ll be off on a jet plane with a giant suitcase full of props and set! If you want to follow my travel adventures you can follow me on Instagram – @thereallucybest for general stuff @lbdisgraceful for stuff about the show.

Eldest offspring’s gig

In case you missed it in last month’s eNooze the first born fruit of my loins (ew!) is performering at their first live gig on 18th June!
You can check them out on Spotify here
And you can book tix to the gig hereThat’s it from me

Please spread the word about NAFA and please come to my shows.

Thank you.
Love you.
Bye.
x

I’m a bit late getting this out but there’s still plenty of May left and plenty of upcoming shows to share…
The weather here has been bonkers, we’ve had days in the low twenties and days in the low lows, like 8 degrees C. Classic Melbourne! 

Burlesque, Comedy, and Cabaret – nom nom nom!

I had a glorious time hosting Sip n’ Strip at The Bendigo Hotel.
Produced by the wonderful and extremely talented Stella del Lure. Check out this wonderful image of us all and one of me, from the very talented 3 Fates Media

The very next day was Queer Cabaret at The Motley Bauhaus. Here’s a lovely pic of the cast, taken by my youngest offspring – who is lined up to do a cheeky lil comedy set at June’s Queer Cabaret event! Squee!

It’s the fourth Friday of the month and it’s always a super fun and inclusive crowd. You should come along!
Tickets here.

Talking of my talented offpspring

The first born has their first live gig on 18th June! I think “post punk, bedroom screamo noise band” is how I would describe what they do!
You can check them out here on Spotify here
And you can book tix to the gig here

Upcoming gigs!

This Sunday (21st May) I’ll be at Comedy Humbug in Brunswick.

Then on Wednesday I will be at the very lovely Pride of Our Footscray, for Pride Comedy. Also always a very fun night.

Then the day after that it’s Queer Cabaret time again. And, as always, I have organised an incredible line up

Book tickets here (please)
It wil be super fun. Also it will probably be quite rude. Last month someone left because it was too rude for them and I have to admit that I’m actually pretty proud of that!

Then I’m off to Townsville in June for North Australian Festival of Arts – NAFA!

Hope to see you soon.
Thank you.
Love you.
Bye.
x

It’s a busy time for me!

My wonderful friend, Michele da Costa and I wil be co-hosting (and alternating doing a spot) at our upcoming Queer Comedy Variety Nights, produced by Michele.
I’ll send another email next week with our week two line ups. As you can see we have incredible line ups and different guests every night. So come to one, come to all. In fact, if you come to all six of them, I will give you a very special prize of some Lucy Best merch and a gorgeous colouring in book, valued at $60.

You can listen to Michele and I talk about the shows and also our feelings about the recent upsetting events that have particularly impacted the queer community on Saly Goldner’s wonderful
Out of the Pan podcast

Other chances to catch me during comedy festival

– 2nd and 5th April I will be the “glamorous assistant” at Damo and Mick’s Backyard Quiz. I was supposed to compete at the quiz last comedy festival but I got covid and had to pull out. Now I am getting to be involved without having to use my brain! Join me there to see if I can pull off being glamorous and assisting.

– 13th April I will be competing in the Comedy out West (COW) competition. Come along and please vote for me (only if you think I should win obviously)

– 23rd April I’m once again participating in Open Bike. A comedy show performed and watched on exercise bikes. Ridiculous amounts of fun and open to every fitness level. See you there!

Post festival cabaret fun

Post Festival Cabaret fun 

– 27th April I will be hosting the inaugural Sip ‘n’ Strip at the The Bendigo Hotel in Collingwood!
Stella Del Lure is bringing you a fine range of emerging and establised artists who will Sip and Strip to their hearts content.
Join us for dinner or just for the show and experience the glamour of a classic showgirl tease, the fun of a silly neo burlesque or something somewhere in between.
This is strictly an 18+ event. Contains partial nudity
Dinner & Show: Limited Tickets available, Guaranteed front seating.

– The following night (28th April) I will be back at The Motley Bauhaus for my monthly Queer Cabaret night. I have a wonderful line up for you. I’ll share the line up with you in another email soon. Book tickets here

Movie news

In order to raise funds for the continuing shoot of MAGPIE the supernatural cyber/thriller romance, we have launched an online auction. You can grab yourself some incredible items, including lots of original artwork.
Check it out here

And in other film news we are shooting a proof of concept for another feature film – The Woman By The Water

Thanks for reading to the end.
Love you.
Bye.
x

Adelaide Fringe time!

Catch me and my partner in fabulousness, Nicky Barry at our saucy adults only show – No Holes Barred on 9th and 16th March at the stunning Nineteen Ten rooftop bar. Opening night was a hoot and there’s one more chance to catch it on the 16th.

You can also catch Disgraceful at the gorgeous My Lover Cindi on the 13th, 14th and 15th March. The show, like me, is evolving and improving with time and I can’t wait to perform it for the good folk of South Australia.

Queer Cabaret at The Motley Bauhaus

When I get back it’s Queer Cabaret at The Motley Bauhaus on 24th March. I’m thrilled to announce that Queer Cabaret will continue to be on the fourth Friday of every month through to July.

Check social media for each month’s line up.
Book here

Melbourne International Comedy Festival

I will be sending out a special comedy festival related email, but getting this announcement in now, so you can get yourself some sweet, sweet tickets!
I’m teaming up with my dear friend and co-founder of BiLife Melbourne, to host a series of Queer Comedy variety nights at UBQ for Comedy Festival 2023. Each show will feature a fresh line up of hilarious and wonderful performers from the queer community.

Book tickets here
And follow us on Instagram @bilife_melbourne
And on FacebookThank you.

Thank you.
Love you.
Bye.x

Midsumma show TONIGHT!

This is tonight as I write this – 9th Feb! And it’s going to be ay-may-zing. Featuring Annie Louey (Comedy All Stars Supershow, ABC TV’s China Tonight, Ch31’s Rediscover Victoria, ABC Radio), Han Arbuthnott (How to Shave, recently opened for Hannah Gadsby), Sunanda Sachatrakul (Best Newcomer nominee Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2022, Sunanda Loves Britney, How Gay Am I?), and Jaxson Garni as Bambi (Be Yourself?, Belligerent, Keep The Change). Nibbles included in the ticket price, and live music from Mia Schoen after the show, so get your glad rags on and make an evening of it. As The Village People said – Go West, to begin life new!

Queer Cabaret at The Motley Bauhaus

The inaugural (I can never remember how to spell that!) Queer Cabaret was an absolute hoot. We had an incredible line up and an utterly fabulous audience.

Photo credit: Millie Willetts
A huge thank you to Luke Belle (aka Adore Handel), Nikki Viveca, Matt Baron, Tracky, Freddy Weir and Laurence Driscoll.

Check social media for each month’s line up. Book here

That’s all for now!

A short and sweet (just like me) eNooze or Feb.
On 21st Feb you can catch me on Joy 94.4’s new spoken word show.

Then I’m off to Adelaide Fringe with Disgraceful and No Holes Barred.
When I get back I start a new job at this incredible organisation.

Life is pretty sweet right now. Hope I don’t stuff it up! 😉

Please do follow me on the socials for any additional gigs and appearances.
Thank you.
Love you.
Bye. x

“...every passing minute is a another chance to turn it all around.” -David Aames ‘Vanilla Sky’

Happy new year!

I hope that you had a fun and relaxing festive season and 2023 is off to a good start for you.

I’m back in Melbourne, after a wonderful time visiting family and friends back in the UK. Now it’s time to get back into the hustle and promote all my upcoming shows.

I’m thrilled to share that I’ll be hosting the Carnival Stage at the Midsumma Festival carnival on Saturday 22^nd January

Showcasing local and international artists and performers, with endless things to see, do, and eat your way through, Midsumma Carnival is an iconic full-day outdoor extravaganza dedicated to kicking off our three-week-long festival. And entry is free!

Read more

New Monthly Queer Cabaret Nights

On 27^th Jan I launch my brand new monthly Queer Cabaret night at The Motley Bauhaus.

Each month I will host a specially curated line up of spectacular and hilarious performers from the LGBTIQA+ community.

Expect sketch, music, stand up, burlesque and most of all a lot of laughs.

Check social media for each month’s line up.
Book here
That brings us to the end of Jan!

Midsumma fun

For Midsumma I will be presenting a very special Queer Comedy night at The Bowery Theatre in St Albans, with award-winning & critically acclaimed performers!

Featuring Annie Louey (Comedy All Stars Supershow, ABC TV’s China Tonight, Ch31’s Rediscover Victoria, ABC Radio), Charlie Lewin (Best Newcomer Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2021, It’s Giving Char, Cockatiel), Sunanda Sachatrakul (Best Newcomer nominee Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2022, Sunanda Loves Britney, How Gay Am I?), and critically acclaimed Jaxson Garni (Be Yourself?, Belligerent, Keep The Change).

There will even be nibbles provided, so get your glad rags on and make an evening of it.

As The Village People said – Go West, to begin life new!

Book here

That’s enough to be getting along with!

After all that fun and laughter, we get into Adelaide Fringe Festival season, followed by Melbourne International Comedy Festival – I’ll save all that for another eNooze.

As always follow me on the socials for any additional gigs and appearances.

Thank you.
Love you.
Bye.
x

Hello! It looks like we’ve almost made it through 2022. I am looking forward to a new year and some fresh starts. It’s been a challenging year but there have definitely been some highlights. I have produced and been involved in a whole bunch of shows. Not all of them were box office successes, but they were certainly a hit with audiences and I’m very proud of them. Here’s a video of some nice things people said about my solo show, Disgraceful, at the most recent run at The Motley Bauhaus. And here’s some review quotes, with fantastic images captured by the wonderful Michael Reynolds.

Watch out England! I’m headed your way.

My darling offspring and I will be heading to England for a frosty (perhaps snowy) Christmas this year.

Before I go I will be at The Motley Bauhaus’s Very Motley Christmas. If you’re in Melbourne I recommend you head down. Tickets are only $10 and they’ve organised a fabulous night of entertainment. Book here

If anyone in the UK is reading this and might have some gigs for me (hosting, doing a spot etc) or know someone who might, please don’t hesitate to contact me. I might start having withdrawals if I don’t get to over share into a microphone while I’m there!

2023

As soon as the Disgraceful run was over I was head down organising a bunch of shows for 2023. I’m thrilled to be presenting (click on image for ticket link):

Look at this line up – LOOK AT IT!

No holes barred – a very saucy show that Nicky Barry and I are putting on for three nights only at for Adelaide Fringe. (special thanks to Melbourne Fringe for providing the glittery backdrop for this image!)

I am also launching a new night – Queer Cabaret at The Motley Bauhaus. Hosted by me and featuring a line up of special guests each month. 27th Jan, 24th Feb and 24th Mar. I will share a link in early Jan.

Happy holidays!

I sincerely wish you all a safe and happy festive season. I hope you can be close to those you love, pets, family, friends, plants, whatever feeling happy and safe means for you.
I hope to see you soon.
Thank you.
Love you.
Bye.
X

It’s November 2022 and that’s bonkers. I know that all of us at this time of year say “how can it be November?” but after spending a huge chunk of two years in lockdown, I am also asking how it can be 2022?
But here we are!
Here’s my November update. It’s a whopper, so grab a cuppa and strap in!

Disgraceful

On the home front my dear mate, Bernard is arriving this week for some long overdue catching up. Those of you who saw Disgraceful will have heard about him. The exciting thing is that he will be here for the next run of Disgraceful at The Motley Bauhaus 24^th, 25^th, 26^th Nov. So if you didn’t see the show (or would like to see how it has evolved) then you can come to the show and meet the man himself!

Use the code BERNARD for a 20% discount.

1. You get to see my hilarious and fun show
2. You get to meet Bernard, who many of my disgraceful tales involve
3. You get 20% off tickets
4. You make me happy!
   
   Book here 
   There are only three chances to catch the show, so don’t miss out.
   And if you’re still not sure if the show is for you, here are some of the wonderful things reviewers have said about the show:
   “...very funny one-woman show… resolutely unapologetic or regretful… Best’s delivery is surprisingly clean… consistently funny… Best’s on-stage persona being especially warm and affable… slick delivery” – Jim Schembri
   “There is a vulnerability and self-consciousness in Best’s storytelling that is both relatable and admirable… warmness, grace and sharp humour” ★★★★ – Arts Hub“
   a funny… in-your-face trip down memory lane crossing times, trends, and continents. Lucy Best does what she does best – tells a story of ‘getting your sh/t together’… or not.” – Weekend Notes

MAGPIE

Lorne Film & KW Films have begun shooting the supernatural horror/romance feature film, MAGPIE in Trentham, Victoria. Written and produced by Darren Markey, and produced and directed by Kate Whitbread. (I am associate producer and have also been cast in a role)

The main shoot is scheduled for early 2023 and the team behind MAGPIE are hosting a fundraising event, THE MAGPIE BALL – at the gorgeous Cosmopolitan Hotel, Trentham, on Friday 9^th Dec. It’s going to be a fun and fabulous night, hosted by me! All proceeds from the night will go towards the production of MAGPIE.

Tickets are limited, so book now to avoid disappointment!

Check out this crowdfunding campaign to learn how you can support the film and get your hands on goodies such as a signed script, your name in the film credits and a double pass to opening night of the film.

Silent Auction

Check out the amazing items (and more are coming) that have been generously donated to the silent auction as part of the fundraiser. The auction will be launched at the Magpie Ball and will run for a week. You can bid even if you don’t attend the event. So check out all the goodies here!

The Woman by the Water

I am also working on another feature film being developed by Lorne Film and written by Darren Markey: The Woman by the Water.
Story by and Produced by ME and Darren Markey!
The Woman by the Water is a contemporary fairytale about two women, who yearn for love and home. A chance meeting leads them to each other but true love’s course does not smoothly thanks to some troublesome trolls!

The film is currently in development and you can be part of bringing it to life by supporting the upcoming Proof of Concept shoot.

Other gigs in November

I’m not doing many gigs this month, as I’m focussing on Disgraceful but you can follow me on the socials to find out about ones I am doing.
One I’ve had booked for a while is Sugar and Spice comedy, we’re I’ll be sweet and spicy!
Tickets are $10 if you pre-book and $15 on the door, so I reckon you should book it!
I’ll also be making an appearance singing some duets at the Coburg RSL 19^th Nov!

Bye for now!

Hope to see you at: Disgraceful The Magpie Ball On Indie Gogo At Sugar and Spice Comedy At the Coburg RSLAround! Thank you. Love you. Bye. x

Sunny days are here again

The sun is shining, and I’ve just mowed my front and back lawns (not a euphemism), like a BOSS. I remember a friend (hi Igor!) from school saying that I am like a flower – I bloom when the sun comes out and it’s true! I feel so refreshed by the change in the weather that I have concluded I will not stay in Melbourne for the whole of next winter. Which means I am looking to take shows to Darwin and Brisbane Fringe festivals in 2023. HMU up you’re up that way and have leads on venues/ places to stay! Thank you!

Melbourne Fringe Festival is go

Melbourne Fringe Festival opens on Thursday 6th October. The opening gala event is going to be EPIC and you can catch Nicky Barry and I doing a cheeky number there.   Don’t forget to get along to Gold Star Failure, which I am directing.

And of course please come and join in the silly fun at Loafaoke. 
I’ll also be on the line up for Bits n Pieces Comedy on 8^th October.
After that I will hot foot it to Trades Hall to audition for The Audition Room.

Recommendations

Here’s a list – in no particular order (although sort of alphabetical) – of other shows that I plan to see and recommend. I’m not telling you anything about them, you can check them and all the other delights on offer, via the Melbourne Fringe website. There are so many amazing shows and events to attend and I am going to be thoroughly pooped in a month’s time! It is in no way an exhaustive list. I plan to make the most of having a short show run and get along to shows by people I haven’t seen before. As always please follow me on Insta or Twitter for more frequent updates and I’ll share any shows I get to and want to recommend.

• Scout Boxall, Buck Wild
• Michele da Costa, Like a Virgo
• Tara Dowler and Lou Mapleston, Private Parts
• Blake Everett, It’s not the End of the World
• David Fowles, Once More With Failing
• Josh Glanc, Vroom Vroom Vroom
• Honor and Patrick, Hot Department After Party
• AJ Lamarque, English Breakfast
• Annie Louey is Flirting with Death
• The Night Cap storytellling nights
• Anna Piper Scott, Such An Inspiration
• Ross Purdy, Hey Hey It’s Doomsday
• Tash York’s Happy HourPerceptions of Gender 
• Garry Star, Greece Lightning

Hopefully see you out and about over Fringe.Thank you. Love you. Bye. x

“The deep roots never doubt spring will come”. – Marty Rubin

Spring is here and I am pleased Here in the Southern Hemisphere things are brightening up, after a long and virus filled winter. Bring it on!

Melbourne Fringe Program has launched! It’s September 3rd, which means last night the Melbourne Fringe 2022 program launched. It was a very fine celebration. We celebrated Fringe being back in person, after three years of being scuppered by Covid AND Fringe turning 40. I reckon it’s going to be a ripper of a festival this year.   Fringe festival will feature over 450 events. There’s also the return of the Fringe parade and block party. Check out the full program here. What am I doing you ask? Well… I’m directing Jacci Pillar’s new show, Gold Star Failure, which you can catch at Trades Hall. Jacci is a multitalented performer, with some cracking tales to tell. Produced by Sally Goldner. I am so thrilled to be part of the Gold Star Failure team.  Nicky Barry and I are also doing a short run (just the three Sundays) of our new interactive show Loafaoke. It’s a mass singalong to Meatloaf classics. Sound ridiculous? It is! It’s the kind of show you can drop in to, stay for one song and maybe a cocktail at Evie’s Disco Diner, or stay for the whole hour and sing until you can’t sing anymore! We will also be joined by some very special guests (who are much better singers than us). See you there!  As you can see Fringe launches on 6th October with a fabulous gala celebration. You may get a sneak peak of Laofaoke there if you join the glitz and glamour!

September gigs While we wait for Fringe to open, you can catch me at a few gigs. I might pick up a few extra gigs (so that I can give out some flyers), so follow me on the socials to keep up to date.

• 7^th Sep Bertie’s Comedy Jam at Lucky Coq,179 Chapel St, Windsor. Always a fun and loose night
• 10^th Sep I will be part of comedy and TV legend Tony Martin, Live at the Slovenia Club
• 16^th Sep –  this is actually a music gig but sure to be lots of fun. I am joining Retro Entertainment for the night and singing a few classics for the good folk of Port Arlington at Saints and Sailors I can finally justify the sailor outfit out bought 😉
• 21^st Sep – Comedy at Tallboy and Moose This will be my first time performing at this brewery in Preston and going by the line up it’s going to be a cracker!
• 22^nd Sep Queer Comedy is back. I’m trying a new venue for this well established night. The bar is called Bad Decisions, which might be highly appropriate but I reckon coming along will be a good decision (see what I did there?)

SCREEN TALES in Castlemaine After the success of Screen Tales in Blackwood in Autumn, screenwriter and producer, Darren Markey, is delivering his interactive storytelling for screen weekend workshop in Castlemaine (with help from me) for Spring. The workshop is pitched as writing for screen, but shares broad theories and exercises about storytelling and writing. I highly recommend the workshop for anyone wanting to hone their storytelling craft. The Spring edition is being hosted by Northern Arts Hotel‘s Coolroom. Castlemaine has become a foodie destination over the past few years. If you’re thinking of having a weekend away this Spring then this weekend will offer everything. You can start your days with a morning stroll through the Castlemaine botanical gardens, work on your storytelling with like minded friends during the day, and close the days off with delicious food and wine from the region, before heading back to your comfortable and stylish digs. Sounds divine! Here’s some of the feedback from the last Screen Tales weekend: ‘…informative…fun and inspiring…Incredible value and highly recommended.’ Genevieve, screenwriter ‘…such a delightful weekend…very inspired, thank you.’ Amanda, poet ‘…highly engaging…entertaining… SCREEN TALES was worthwhile on every level to inspire and inform.’ Cecilia, novelist Book here

That’s bye from me For my October eNooze I will share some recommendations for Fringe. Until then, stay sensational. Thank you. Love you. Bye. x